Archive for February, 2010

Cheerio-noooooo

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

My baggy of cheerios which has served as my pathetic breakfast for the last four weeks just spilled all over my backpack. Once I discovered this I went to fill my water bottle and managed to spill that all over my dress pants. This comes only a bit after I said to myself “I really should just wake up 15 minutes earlier to eat a better breakfast at home.”

Loooooooooooooong

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Today I both skipped lunch AND stayed 15 minutes late at work. Booooooooooo. Tuesdays always seem to be like that. Let’s hope this does not happen on Friday.

Hot Caramel

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

I decided to make myself some bananas foster french toast and bacon yesterday morning for a nice lazy Sunday brunch. I cooked the bacon on the back burner, the french toast on the electric griddle, and put a small sauce pot on the front burner for the caramelized bananas. As the bacon finished and began to burn I moved it off of the burner and then went to add brown sugar to the melting butter in the sauce pan. In a brief moment of sheer stupidity I actually plopped the plastic bag containing a full pound of brown sugar on the hot burner where I just had cooked my bacon. I realized my mistake before I even fully set the bag down but the damage was done. The bottom of the bag instantly melted, pouring a pound of brown sugar onto a 10-inch wide hot surface. The smell of burning plastic and sugar was awfully but the cleanup was surprisingly easy. I would have taken pictures, but time was of the essence as I hustled to salvage most of the sugar.

Maybe I was still a wee bit too tired to be cooking. Maybe I’m just dumb.

Losing the Man Card

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

Last night I lost a bowling game to ballerinas. I wish I was kidding.

But I won, right?

Friday, February 19th, 2010

So, last week our office held a Wii Tennis single-elimination tournament. I decided that I had a good shot at this so I would spend the weekend before training at home. I was doing so-so, but as Saturday wore on I started playing like absolute crap. In a moment of pure juvenile rage I kicked the couch and instantly regretted it. Ok, so it was more of a stomp onto the arm rest, and I apparently completely missed the cushy part of it. The corner of the wooden frame beneath the cushions dug so hard into my heel I couldn’t walk straight for another 3 days. That kind of a hobble really sucks when one must walk about 20 blocks a day, but hey, the practice paid off and I won the tournament!

Sorry

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Man, I’ve been bad at adding my failures to this blog. It’s not like I’m not failing, believe me, I am, I’ve just actually been busy at work and thus skipping most of my lunch breaks, which is my prime time for adding posts. Perhaps to make up for this over the next few days I’ll add a fail that has happened to me over the last few weeks.