In addition to my new routine of 3 beers on a Wednesday at Von Trier I also tacked on some tequila and whiskey last night and ended up falling asleep on the couch. I woke up at 4:30 and finally went to bed, only to wake up 2 and a half hours later. That’ll be more fun than I’ll have this weekend since I have quite a bit to actually do.

It was raining a bit this morning so I took the bus instead of biking. BIG MISTAKE. It stopped raining as soon as I picked up the bus and it’s been an awesome day ever since.

I took the bike to work today with my change of clothes in my backpack and was all excited to use my  new locker at work. Well, as you might have guessed, I didn’t have my locker combo memorized nor did I write it down anywhere so I had to go to my desk wearing my bike gear, find the small slip of paper where I have the combo, and then go back upstairs to change. Mini fail.

So, I’ll try to make this long story short. Yesterday looked like it was going to be a nice day so I took my bike into work. A few hours into the day it proceeded to rain heavily and constantly so I knew biking home in dress clothes was not an option. Unfortunately, Mr. NoJacketAndNoUmbrella here got completely soaked waiting for the bus anyway. Meanwhile, my poor bike and bike helmet sat locked up in the parking lot getting soaked and pooped on by the resident seagulls. It looks dreary but dry today, so perhaps I’ll finally get to bring the bike home.

I just took the bike out to get some extra groceries and Easter candy. The grocery store didn’t have any candy worth buying so I decided to stop at Walgreens on the way back home. I totally forgot that the grocery store I was at shares a parking lot with a Walgreens so I hopped on the bike and took off, went one block, then made a u-turn and parked the bike right where I just took off from. Stupid.

My baggy of cheerios which has served as my pathetic breakfast for the last four weeks just spilled all over my backpack. Once I discovered this I went to fill my water bottle and managed to spill that all over my dress pants. This comes only a bit after I said to myself “I really should just wake up 15 minutes earlier to eat a better breakfast at home.”